Look at this pretty elf!
Everytime I do I rant to myself:
“How did his eyes get so blue,
What the heck is in his shampoo?!”

The land of Elves is where I grew up
In 80 years, they’ve changed the decor up
He never knew he’d guard four Halflings
They are such strange and little things!

This is where I fought Nazgul, most of the
Time I had better things to do. The Witch
King has died twice, if not that, at least a
Dozen times!

I wonder if it’s too late, should I go back
And take Arwen on a date? Life’s worse now
Then it was back then, if I am clean, I wasn’t
Back then!

Oh oh oh
Oh darn oh!

Every memory of looking at the blonde hair
I had to lie to him saying that “I don’t care.”
It’s hard to say it, but had to say it:
“You’ve got more fangirls…”

Every memory of looking at those blue eyes
I found the exact reason for my lame-o lies
It’s hard to say it, time to say it
“You’ve got more fangirls than me…”

We used to listen to each other sing,
And admire my pretty snake ring!
We said someday we’d find out how if feels,
To fight for more than just a homecooked meal!

A horse was the first girl I kissed,
I was so freaked out that I nearly missed
She’s suffered tons of angst since then,
She hasn’t looked normal since Valar knows when!

Oh oh oh
Oh darn oh!

Every memory of looking at the blonde hair,
I had to lie to him saying that “I don’t care”
It’s hard to say it, but had to say it:
“You’ve got more fangirls!”

Every memory of staring at the blue eyes,
I found the exact reason for my lame-o lies
It’s hard to say it, time to say it:
“You’ve got more fangirls than me…”

I miss that elf. I can’t believe it’s Not hard to say
It anymore… If I could relive those days, I wouldn’t
Ever even if it could change.

Every memory of looking at the blonde hair,
I had to lie to him saying that “I don’t care.”
It’s hard to say it, but had to say it:
“You’ve got more fangirls!”

Every memory of staring at the blue eyes,
I found the exact reason for my lame-o lies
It’s hard to say it, time to say it:
“You’ve got more fangirls than me…”

Look at this pretty elf, every time I do I rant
To myself. Every time I do I rant to…