Who has a pair of gard’ning shears?
(Sam has got a pair of gard’ning shears)
Who has a couple pointy ears?
(Sam has got a couple pointy ears)
Pointy ears, gard’ning shears,
Must be Samwise, must be Samwise
Must be Samwise, Samwise G!

Who tends the gardens at Bag End?
(Sam tends the gardens at Bag End)
Who is Frodo’s very best friend?
(Sam is Frodo’s very best friend)
Very best friend, tends Bag End,
Pointy ears, gard’ning shears,
Must be Samwise, must be Samwise,
Must be Samwise, Samwise G!

Who likes to eat his taters boiled?
(Sam likes to eat his taters boiled)
Who over Middle Earth has toiled?
(Sam over Middle Earth has toiled)
He has toiled, taters boiled,
Very best friend, tends Bag End,
Pointy ears, gard’ning shears,
Must be Samwise, must be Samwise,
Must be Samwise, Samwise G!

Who’s got a bunch of pots and pans?
(Sam’s got a bunch of pots and pans)
Who’s traveled out to distant lands?
(Sam’s traveled out to distant lands)
Distant lands, pots and pans,
He has toiled, taters boiled,
Very best friend, tends Bag End,
Pointy ears, gard’ning shears,
Must be Samwise, must be Samwise,
Must be Samwise, Samwise G!