By Magicfire
Parody of "My Happy Ending" by Avril Lavigne

Sung by Saruman

I’m looking this over
And the war’s just begun
I tried to win at Helm’s Deep
But Gandalf’s team won
But now that it’s over
Does it mean that I’m done
The war is just beginning
Maybe my chance will come

Being a good guy was all that I ever thought I knew
But evilness has won me

The Ring was everything
Everything that I wanted
It was meant for me
Supposed to be
But I never got it
And all the countless times it slipped me by
Just haunt my mind
All this time I was pretending
So much for my happy ending

Gandalf has his fellowship
I know what they say
They say I am a fool
But so are they
But they don’t know me
Still they think that they do
So what good is it to ally them
When they think I’m no good

Being a good guy was all that I ever thought I knew
But evilness has won me

The Ring was everything
Everything that I wanted
It was meant for me
Supposed to be
But I never got it
And all the countless times it slipped me by
Just haunt my mind
All this time I was pretending
So much for my happy ending

It hurts to know that I am done
Though I thought that I had won
And I dreamed that I had had it all
It hurts to know I was betrayed
Grima cut my throat one day
And they watched me as I fall

The Ring was everything
Everything that I wanted

It was meant for me
Supposed to be
But I never got it
And all the countless times it slipped me by
Just haunt my mind
All this time I was pretending
So much for my happy ending

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