My Precious Lies Over in Mordor
By ChristianValarWannaB
Parody of "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean" by Traditional Irish Folk Song
Gollum is wearing a large pink bow on his head. He is holding a teddy bear, which bings to dance around in circles with as he sings the following song:
My Precious lies over in Mordor.
My Precious lies there with Sauron.
My Precious lies over in Mordor;
Oh, bring back my Precious to me!
Bring back, bring back, bring back my Precious to me, to me!
Bring back, bring back, bring back my Precious to me!
