By MirimeElessar
Parody of "Love and Peace or Else" by U2

Gollum plots stealing back the Ring from Frodo after Shelob’s eaten him

My Precious or Else

Lay down
Lay down
Lay my sweet Precious on the ground
Lay my precious on the track
I’m gonna break your hairy back
Yes I am…
Lay down my Precious
Lay it down now Hobbitses
I don’t have time
For nasty Hobbitses

As you enter this tunnel
I pray you depart
In a spider’s web
With a poisoned heart

Then I will take it
I’m not going to say please
There’s my promise I can’t keep it

I need my Precious, Precious, Precious

We need
My Precious
My Precious

Lay down
Lay down your ring
All your elven swords
All your hairy feet

Then I will take it
I’m not going to say please
There’s my promise I can’t keep it
I need my Precious, Precious, Precious

We need
My Precious
My Precious

Hobbitses don’t fight
I can get you through
It’s not a big tunnel
It’s just me and you
You can’t run or hide
The precious calls
But it’s going the wrong way
And the Orcses on the ground
Are about to attack

And you wonder where is the Precious?
Where is the Precious?
Where is the Precious?
Where is the Precious?
My Precious

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