By TurinTurimbar
Parody of "Rocket Man" by Elton John

I cleaned my sword last night pre-ride
Final hour midnight
And I’m gonna be high as Gwahir by then
I miss the earth so much I miss my Steed
It’s lonely in the sky
On such a boring flight

And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
Till my hunt brings me round again to find
I’m not the Nazgul they think I am in Morgul
Oh yeah yeah yeah I’m a Nazgul man
Nazgul man letting out his screech up here alone

And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
Till my hunt brings me round again to find
I’m not the Nazgul they think I am in Morgul
Oh yeah yeah yeah I’m a Nazgul man
Nazgul man letting out his screech up here alone

Rivendell ain’t the kind of place to muster your Orcs
In fact it’s bright as the stars
And there’s no one there to lead them if you did
And all those Elves I don’t understand
It’s just my job five days a week
A Nazgul man, a Nazgul man

And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
Till my hunt brings me round again to find
I’m not the Nazgul they think I am in Morgul
Oh yeah yeah yeah I’m a Nazgul man
Nazgul man letting out his screech up here alone

And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
Till my hunt brings me round again to find
I’m not the Nazgul they think I am in Morgul
Oh yeah yeah yeah I’m a Nazgul man
Nazgul man letting out his screech up here alone

And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
Till my hunt brings me round again to find
I’m not the Nazgul they think I am in Morgul
Oh yeah yeah yeah I’m a Nazgul man
Nazgul man letting out his screech up here alone

And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time

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