By nazgulli
Parody of "No One Knows" by Queens of the Stone Age

Queens of the Stone Age – No One Knows

*Gollum has just tasted the Lembas bread of Frodo*

We have a promise to follow
To guide the hobbits to Mordor
No one knows
We get elvish bread to swallow
How they stick in your throat
Tastes like filth
Oh what they do to us
No one knows

We realized it’s theirs
Indeed a fool are we

We realized it’s theirs
Indeed a fool are we

I journey through the marshes
Of this land with some hope
I follow
I try to banish Gollum
With no hope
We come undone
Desperately burying him
I come undone

We realized it’s theirs
Indeed a fool are we
We realized it’s theirs
Indeed a fool are we… We

The Ring calls behind us
What a gift here in front
But no one knows
The Gift that you gave to me
No one knew

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