O Boromir
O Boromir, O Boromir, why did you try to steal the ring?
You used to be so powerful, but now you are so waterful.
O Boromir, O Boromir, why did you try to steal the ring?
O Denethor, O Denethor, why did you try to destroy Middle-earth?
You used to be so caring, but now you are so failing.
O Denethor, O Denethor, why did you try to destroy Middle-earth?
O Frodo, O Frodo, why did you go to Rivendell?
You had so many friends at home, but you left them sad at home.
O Frodo, O Frodo, why did you go to Rivendell?
O Legolas, O Legolas, why do you hang with scruffy men?
You used to be so hot and sexy, but now you are so dead ugly.
O Legolas, O Legolas why do you hang with scruffy men?
O Eowyn, O Eowyn, why did you fall for Aragorn?
You are so young and he is Old, he has love and you do not.
O Eowyn, O Eowyn, why did you fall for Aragorn?
O Gimli, O Gimli, why are you so ugly?
You are not like Aragorn, and you are not like Legolas,
O Gimli, O Gimli, why are you so ugly?
2 Comments
Two things to say:
One: Frodo went to Rivendell ’cause my stalking creeped him out. XD
Two: Poor Leggie and Gimli!!! XD
And if Legolas became dead ugly (as if any of the characters could be ugly XD), how come Gimli’s not like him? After all, it does say “You are not like Aragorn, and you are not like Legolas / O Gimli, O Gimli, why are you so ugly?” XD I’m such a songwriting snot sometimes…XD
I still love this. XD That’s all I’ll be thinkin’ about every Christmas. XD