Ode to Gimli,
Oh, Great Gimli,
Dwarven Hero,
Short and Stout!

Friend of Men
And Friend of Elves,
But Hates all Orcs
Without a Doubt!

Wields a mighty
Dwarven Axe
While Hewing Heads
Off Uruk-hai!

Gimli, Gimli!
Oh, Great Gimli!
Best of all Dwarves,
What a guy!