By TheLadyLuthien
Parody of "Oh What A Night" by The Four Seasons

Oh what a ring
Last year in Shire Reckoning
What a very special time for me
Cause we remember what a ring

Oh what a ring
You know, I don’t even know my name
Precious is never going to be the same
It’s so precious
What a ring!

Oh, we gets a funny feeling when it shines
In our eyeses and we,
We recall that special prize…

Oh what a ring
Hypnotizing, mesmerizing us
It was everything the precious should be
Sweet surrender!
What a ring!

When it was almost taken by an Elf
We thought we’d wet ourselves!
Oh what a ring!

Oh, we gets a funny feeling when it shines
Giving us butterflies,
We recall that special prize…

Oh what a ring!
Makes us forget about the daylight
Looks so perfect in the moonlight
Oh so precious, what a ring!

When it was taken by Bilbo
We was filled with gusto
Get it back, that precious ring!

Oh what a ring!
(Get the precious back!)
Oh what a ring!
(It will be ours again)
Oh what a ring!
(We’ll kill all the bowmen)
Oh what a ring!
(Smeagol loves this little thing)
Oh what a ring!
(Shut up! – Gollum thinks we’re babbling)
WE WANT OUR RING!

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