By rider_of_rohan32190
Parody of "All The Small Things" by Blink 182

Verse 1

One day in the Shire
Frodo was sitting by the fire
When Gandalf stopped in
And visited him at Bag End

He said Where is your ring?
There is one final test
To see if this is
The One Ring, above all the rest

Chorus
At the nearby Inn
Called the Green Dragon
We almost got killed
Frodo was very thrilled

Verse 2

Late Night on Weathertop
A Nazgul Struck Frodo’s Arm
Where the heck was Aragorn?
He was daydreaming of Arwen

Chorus

The Fellowship broke,
We’re at each others throat
Lets go to Theoden
Watch Aragron dump Eowyn

Chorus Part 2

Faramir tried to to take the ring, but Frodo would not allow such a thing

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