It’s a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
The people are all full of cheer
There’s a hobbit sitting next to me
Makin’ love to his half pint of beer

He says, “Sir, can you get me another pint
I’m not sure where it all goes
But I’ve been keeping count and I know the amount
This is only my third in a row.”

La la la, di da da
La la, di di da da dum

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Pour us a drink, Mr. Barliman
Get us a pint tonight
Well, we’re all in the mood for another drink
And you’ve got us all feelin’ alright

Now Strider right there is a friend of mine
I get him his drinks for free
He never says much, just ‘thank you’ and such
But there’s some place that he’d rather be
He says, “Barley, this waiting is killing me.”
As a dark look passed over his face
“For I could be away on a quest right now
If that hobbit would get to this place.”

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Now Ferny’s a sour-faced human
Who’s business is stirring up strife
And he’s talkin’ with Pippin, who’s sort of a dip and
He probably will be for life

And Samwise is utterly clueless
As his master succumbs to the Ring
Nobody knows, but someone should go
And get Frodo away from that thing

Chorus

Now Frodo has called our attention
He’d like to give us a song
He started out good, as I knew that he would
But then something went horribly wrong

Now the whole place is in an uproar
For the hobbit has just disappeared
And they sit at the bar with their mouths all ajar
And say, “Man, that dude was just here!”

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Chorus