A quite pretty Orlando Bloom fan girl walks onto a stage followed by a small group of three other fan girls. Orlando Bloom and some of his friends from LOTR are there. The girl gives him a wink and a smile then starts to sing

Orlando Bloom has got it goin’ on
Orlando Bloom has got it goin’ on
Orlando Bloom has got it goin’ on

Orlando Bloom has got it goin’ on

Orli, I can over when I visit your town? (visit you town)

We could watch you in Lord of the Rings (Lord of the Rings)

Did your just get back from new movie? (New movie)

Are you there, or are you trying to give me the slip? (give me the slip)

You know, I’m in love with you and won’t stop obsessing
I’m all grown up now, Orli can’t you see

Orlando Bloom has got it goin’ on
He’s all I want and I’ve been obsessed for so long
Elijah, can’t you see you’re just not the guy for me
I know it must be right cause I’m in love with Orlando Bloom

Orlando Bloom has got it goin’ on
Orlando Bloom has got it goin’ on

Orli, do you remember when I went to your premier? (Your premier)
I came there dressed like an Elf Maiden (Elf Maiden)
I could tell you liked me by the way you stared
And the way she signed “To my fan girl from Orlando”

And I know that you think I’m just a crazy fan girl
But since I saw you on Lord of the Rings, I knew you could use a girl like me

During musical break we see pictures of brides and grooms with the heads of Orlando on the Groom and the Fan Girl on the bride

Orlando Bloom has got it goin’ on
He’s all I want and I’ve been obsessed for so long
Elijah, can’t you see you’re just not the guy for me
I know it must be right cause I’m in love with Orlando Bloom