Late at night we’re stranded here
Even Gandalf is in fear
Standing standing by the water
All we see is Ithildin
In the dark that we are in
Standing outside Khazad-Dum
And here’s this stupid gate
With all the Elvish signs – wait – Tengwar
If we are friends we can say the password
And with the password we could enter
Leave this so damned place behind
Wonder what the Wizard is going to do now
Knock his head a-gainst the doors
It won’t open them

Pedo Mellon, hey, yahey
That is what the doors say
If we only knew
What the Mellyn used to pedo
Pedo Mellon ,hey, yahey
Why the hell we choose this way
When we don’t know
If there is another place to go when we fail here
Pedo Mellon, hey, yahey
that is what the doors say
If we only knew
What the Mellyn used to pedo

Everybody gather here
What is it that we all fear
Deep down deep down in the water
Why must we send Bill away
I don’t really stay
Standing outside Moria
We’re all still standing by that stupid gate
But when can we all enter
If we were friends we could say the password
And with that password we could enter
Leave this creepy place behind
There might be some Orcs in there
Just like I care!
What is that sup –
posed to mean
Why ‘Speak Friend’?

Pedo Mellon, hey, yahey
That is what the doors say
If we only knew
What the Mellyn used to pedo
Pedo Mellon ,hey, yahey
Why the hell we choose this way
When we don’t know
If there is another place to go when we fail here
Pedo Mellon, hey, yahey
that is what the doors say
If we only knew
What the Mellyn used to pedo