By Zhie
Parody of "Barbie Girl" by Aqua

At the grey havens, next to the white ship

GALADRIEL
Hi Elrond

ELROND
Hi G’lad!

GALADRIEL
Do you wanna go over the sea?

ELROND
Sure G’lad!

GALADRIEL
Climb aboard…

Elrond begins to reminisce about Imladris…

ELROND
I’m a peredhel, Ruling Rivendell
In the valley, Tra laa lally!
You can be my guest, last house in the west.
Come take a trip, Join the fellowship!

THE ADVISORS
Come on Elrond, let’s sing a-long!

ELROND
I’m a peredhel, Ruling Rivendell
In the valley, Tra laa lally!
You can be my guest, last house in the west.
Come take a trip, Join the fellowship!

I’m a half-elven lord, and sometimes I get bored
Called some men, called some dwarves, held a council

GLORFINDEL
Just ask me, to the sea, and don’t tell your wife’s mom

ERESTOR
I am wise, I advise, give it to Tom

ELROND
Got a realm, got a ring, once was Herald to a King

(uu-oooh-u)

I’m a peredhel, Ruling Rivendell
In the valley, Tra laa lally!
You can be my guest, last house in the west.
Come take a trip, Join the fellowship!

THE ADVISORS
Come on Elrond, let’s sing a-long!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Elrond, let’s sing a-long!
(uu-oooh-u) (uu-oooh-u)
Come on Elrond, let’s sing a-long!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Elrond, let’s sing a-long!
(uu-oooh-u) (uu-oooh-u)

ELROND
Elladan, Elrohir, and my daughter Arwen
They’re my pride and my joy, with my wife, Celebrian

CHILDREN OF ELROND
Erestor, Glorfindel, they advise and counsel
With Lindir, and Gildor, the whole household

ELROND
Got a realm, got a ring, once was Herald to a King
Got a realm, got a ring, once was Herald to a King

THE ADVISORS
Come on Elrond, let’s sing a-long!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Elrond, let’s sing a-long!
(uu-oooh-u) (uu-oooh-u)
Come on Elrond, let’s sing a-long!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Elrond, let’s sing a-long!
(uu-oooh-u) (uu-oooh-u)

ELROND
I’m a peredhel, Ruling Rivendell
In the valley, Tra laa lally!
You can be my guest, last house in the west.
Come take a trip, Join the fellowship!

I’m a peredhel, Ruling Rivendell
In the valley, Tra laa lally!
You can be my guest, last house in the west.
Come take a trip, Join the fellowship!

THE ADVISORS
Come on Elrond, let’s sing a-long!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Elrond, let’s sing a-long!
(uu-oooh-u) (uu-oooh-u)
Come on Elrond, let’s sing a-long!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Elrond, let’s sing a-long!
(uu-oooh-u) (uu-oooh-u)

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