Ah…look at all the lonely Hobbits!
Ah…look at all the lonely Hobbits!

Peregrin Took, picks up the Pelentir in the water by, Isengard.
Sits on the wall, drinking beer with the Ents getting high off of life.
What is he doing?

All the lonely Hobbits!
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely Hobbits!
Where do they all belong?

Gandalf the Grey, shouting the words of the Ring to Elrond,
he’s getting in trouble.
Elrond is swearing, screaming at Arwen for loving a man.
He has freaky eyebrows.

All the lonely Hobbits!
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely Hobbits!
Where do they all belong?

Peregrin Took, died in a bar and was buried along with Merry,
What a weird Hobbit.
Gandalf the Grey, staring at the Ring he’s holding in his hand.
No one was saved.

All the lonely Hobbits!
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely Hobbits!
Where do they all belong?