If you like to eat six meals a day,
If a tater makes you smile,
If you like to wear no shoes at all,
Walking down a rocky aisle!
Have we got a species for you!
Periannath, Periannath
Periannath, Periannath
Periannath, Periannath
Periannath, Pe-ri-an
Hairy feet, love to eat, short and sweet
Perian!
Good with tools, Most hate pools, Tookish fools!
Perian!
High as my waist, lacking in grace, the cutest face(s),
Perian!
There’s nevereverevereverever been a race like Perian!
There’s nevereverevereverever been a race like Perian!
It’s time for periiiiiiaaaaannnnaatthh!