Pippin’s Bored
By smurf_kix
Parody of "Jingle Bells" by Unknown
Pippin’s bored,
Pippin’s bored,
Pippin’s bored, of course
He has to go sit and ride on Gandalf’s big ol’ horse
Pippin’s bored,
Pippin’s bored,
Pippin’s bored, of course
He has to go sit and ride on Gandalf’s big ol’ horse
Dashing through Gondor
On Gandalf’s trusty steed
Pippin looks around
Then he falls asleep
As Gandalf babbles on,
The day is almost gone,
And Pippin cannot do a thing
But sit around and yawn.
Oh…! Pippin’s bored,
Pippin’s bored,
Pippin’s bored, of course
He has to go sit and ride on Gandalf’s big ol’ horse!