Yeah, she blew through the door like a Mordor breeze
Put her hand on her hip, pointed her finger at me,
Said I’m an ale-drinkin’, elf-chasin’ heck of a Sue
I like Legolas, Frodo and Samwise too
I’m a full-blown cliche, naive and selfish
Ah oooh aw play something Elvish

Yeah, the elves took a hike and
Bergil said she was pretty
She said I didn’t come here to meet some flunky from the city, said I
paid my money and I
picked up some Grelvish
Ah oooh play something Elvish
Ah oooh aw play somthing Elvish

Chorus:
Collar some elves to play the golden harp,
Crank it up a little, let’s rock this bar
Threw back a pint, yelled out a curse on Dwarvish
Ah oooh aw play something Elvish

Well, the bartender yelled y’all it’s closing time
She got this wild look on her face and said
your place or mine?
I got a feeling it’s a night to relish,
Ah oooh aw I’m with the elvses
Ah ooh now play something Elvish

Repeat chorus 2x