By Lurtz_lover
Parody of "Space Oddity" by David Bowie

Gandalf to Frodo B.,
Gandalf to Frodo B.,
Take your shiny sword and put the Precious on,
(Precious)
Gandalf to Frodo B., (Sam, Pippin, Merry, Gimli)
Corrupting Boromir, the council fought (Legolas, Aragorn, Gandalf, Boromir)
Get the Precious and may the Elves’ love be with you (Bill, Frodo)

This is Gandalf to Frodo B.,
You’ve really made it there!,
And the Fellowship wants to know how you got where,
Now it’s time to melt the Precious if you dare,

“This is Frodo B. to Gandalf,
I’m standing at the edge,
The Precious is swinging in the most peculiar way,
And I feel quite corrupted, today.

For here,
Am I walking up to Mt. Doom,
Far above Middle-Earth,
Sméagol’s turning blue,
And there’s nothing I can do…

And we’ve passed one hundred thousand rocks
I’m feeling very ill,
And I think that Sméagol knows which way to go,
Tell Bilbo I love him very much he knows…”

Gandalf to Frodo B.,
King Théoden’s dead,
There’s something wrong,
Can you hear me Frodo B.?
Can you hear me Frodo B.?
Can you hear me Frodo B.?
Can you here…

“…am I walking up to Mt. Doom,
Going to melt the Precious,
I am dying too,
And there’s nothing I can do…”

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