By MaidOfLothlorien
Parody of "Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)" by Offspring

Give it to me Gimli, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me Gimli, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me Gimli, uh huh, uh huh
He thinks the ellyth say he’s pretty fly for a dwarf guy

mín tad neled canad canad leben

You know its kinda hard just to have a quest today
Our subject is a dwarf, and he always smells that way
He may not have good hair, and he may not have style
But everything he lacks, well he makes up in denial

So don’t relate, don’t try to wait
You know he really doesn’t get taller anyway

Gonna kill the field, keep it real
For I know a way, for I know a way
So if he don’t break, I’m gonna clean his plate
At least I know he can never get a date
Arda needs wannabees
Hey, hey, he’s just a dwarfy thing!

Give it to me Gimli, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me Gimli, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me Gimli, uh huh, uh huh
He thinks the girlies say he’s pretty fly for a dwarf guy

He needs a new do, not just any will suffice
If I had a real good razor his head would shine like ice.
Now riding on his pony, he smiles at every lass
He isn’t gonna smile when that horse kicks him in the ass!

So don’t relate, don’t try to wait
You know he really doesn’t get taller anyway

Gonna kill the field, keep it real
For I know a way, for I know a way
So if he don’t break, I’m gonna clean his plate
At least I know he can never get a date
Arda needs wannabees
Hey, hey, he’s just a dwarfy thing!

Now he’s getting big head yeah, he’s getting kills done
He thinks he’s cool with 13, but I have 31
I think he works real hard, guess he’s not a bad shot
And if I had a choice, I wouldn’t leave him out to rot

Give it to me Gimli, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me Gimli, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me Gimli, uh huh, uh huh
He thinks the girlies say he’s pretty fly for a dwarf guy

mín tad neled canad canad leben

So don’t relate, don’t try to wait
You know he really doesn’t get taller anyway

Gonna play the field, keep it real
For I know a way, for I know a way
So if he don’t break, I’m gonna clean his plate
At least I know he can never get a date
The world needs wannabes
The world loves Wannabes
Let’s get some more wannabes
Hey, hey, do the brand new thing!

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