As I walk through the world, that’s called Middle-earth
I take a look at my knife,
And my name is Aragorn since birth.
And that’s just perfect for a Ranger, like me
You know I shun those things like personal hygeine
At early morning I go to Bree
Frodo put on the Ring, And Samwise plead.
And if I finish my task, and you finish thine
Then tonight we’ll party like it’s 2099 (of the Second Age)

Been spending most my life
Livin’ in a Ranga’s Paradise
The Dark Lord Sauron caused me strife
Livin’ in a Ranga’s Paradise
Frodo got stabbed with a morgul knife
Livin’ in a Ranga’s Paradise
I want Arwen to be my wife
Livin’ in a Ranga’s Paradise

A balrog just killed my friend last week
I just smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek.
I really don’t care, I just want to fight.
‘Cause I know that Gandalf will be the White.
But I don’t know what the hell I’m to do next
I think Eowyn just wants to have me
I’m a Kingly Ranger, looking all the stranger
And my homies are deep in danger
Fool, death ain’t nothing but an Orc away.
I’m living life do or die, what can I say?
I’m eighty-six now, but will I live to see eight-seven?
I may be old, but I know older is Arwen.

Tell me why is it so hard to see
Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli

Power in the One Ring, One Ring is the Power
Battle after battle, Uruk after Uruk
Everybody’s dying, but half of them ain’t lookin’
Can you smell what the Ranga is cookin’?
They say I gotta be
But nobody’s gonna teach me,
If I don’t understand, how am I to be king?
I guess they can’t
I guess they won’t, I guess I’m fucked
My life is outta luck foo’

Been spending most my life
Livin’ in a Ranga’s Paradise
The Dark Lord Sauron cause me strife
Livin’ in a Ranga’s Paradise
Frodo got stabbed with a morgul knife
Livin’ in a Ranga’s Paradise
I want Arwen to be my wife
Livin’ in a Ranga’s Paradise

Tell me why is it so hard to see
Aragorn Legolas and Gimli

Tell me why is it so hard to see
Aragorn Legolas and Gimli

(Fellowship) Aaaaah -AAaaaah -aaaaah -aaah -aaaaah -haaa haaaahaaaa
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