Announcer:
And now it’s time for Silly Songs with Eomer, the part of the show where Eomer comes out and sings- a silly song.
We join Eomer as he follows the story of Aragorn and Arwen in the day-time drama: Rangers in Love.

Eomer:
Arwen Evenstar!
Background singers:
Evenstar, Evenstar!
Eomer:
I love you from afar!
Background singers:
From afar, from afar!
Eomer:
Sent from Rivendell!
Background singers:
Rivendell, Rivendell!
Eomer:
A voice just like a bell!
Background singers:
Just like a bell, just like a bell!

Aragorn:
Don’t cry Arwen,
You’re a nice elven queen,
You’ve been so good to me,
But now I must go into Mordor and do noble things for the good of Middle-earth!
And you can’t come because you don’t speak Sindarin.

Arwen:
Please, don’t go!
Aragorn:
I must!
Arwen:
Don’t go!
Aragorn:
I must!
Arwen:
Don’t, don’t!
Aragorn:
Must, must!

Arwen:
But if you leave, Aragorn,
Who will take me to Lothlorien?
Who’s going to take me to Lothlorien?
I’ve got a new dress and shoes-
And new Elven Queen lipstick!
Oh, Aragorn, who will take me to Lothlorien?

Eomer: I’ll take you to Lothlorien, Arwen Evenstar!

Arwen Evenstar!
Background singers:
Evenstar, Evenstar!
Eomer:
You’ll be my mellonin!
Background singers:
Mellonin, mellonin!
Eomer:
I’ll take you to Lothlorien!
Background:
We’ll go to elven kingdoms!
Eomer:
I hope we see no wargs!
Background singers:
We’d have such trouble fighting!

Arwen:
Aragorn, I’ve learned Sindarin!
Aragorn:
You have?!
Arwen:
Yes! Le abdollen– See?

Aragorn:
Ai! Ai! Hanon le!
Let us start off today!
I’m sure I know the way!
So let’s go into Mordor and do noble things for the good of Middle-earth!
Arwen:
Yes, Aragorn, but first-
Will you take me… to Lothlorien?
Oh, Aragorn.
Will you take me to Lothlorien?

Aragorn:
I… can’t speak Quenya.
Arwen:
You can’t?!
Aragorn:
No.
Arwen:
I must go!

Aragorn:
Please don’t go!
Arwen:
I must!
Aragorn:
Don’t go!
Arwen:
I must!
Aragorn:
Don’t, don’t!
Arwen:
Must, must!

Eomer:
Arwen Evenstar!
Background singers:
Evenstar, Evenstar!
Eomer:
I love you from a-
Eowyn enters the scene

Eowyn:
Eomer? What are you doing?
Eomer:
NOTHING! Just… watching a little.. TV… Eowyn!
Eowyn:
Well… maybe you should start off to Mordor with the rest of the army.
Eomer:
Yeah, okay… I’ll do that.

Announcer:
And this has been Silly Songs with Eomer. Tune in next time to here Aragorn say:

Aragorn:
Arwen, I’ve learned Quenya!
Arwen:
Oh, Aragorn.