By princess_elf
Parody of "Reflection" by Christina Aguilara

Gollum is looking at his reflection and finds that he has changed a lot. He thinks himself an ugly creature. He starts to sing a song to himself
Look at me
You will likely never see
Who I used to be
Cause that now far behind me
Every day, I see myself and
It scares me
I could wear a mask
And I could fool fat hobbitses
But I can not fool
GOLLUM

Who is creature I see
Staring straight back at me?
When will my reflection show
Someone who is pretty?

I am now
With two hobitses one
That’s fat
And one that has precious
And somehow
I will get them to trust
My ugly face
And I’ll get my precious back.

Who is creature I see
Staring straight back at me?
Why is my reflection
Telling me I’m ugly?
Luckily for me reflections can’t
Speak or laugh at me.
When will my reflection show
Someone who’s pretty?

Must I live with this body
That’s starves and bony
Maybe precious will still love me
And come to me!
Why must the hobbitses keep it?
Don’t they believe
They can trust me?
And why does that fat hobbitses
Call me little stinker?
Do I really smell that bad?
Or is he
Just really mean

OOOOO
When will my reflection show
Someone who’s pretty?
When will my reflection show
Someone who’s pretty?

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