By Bessdithen
Parody of "Walk Like an Egyptian" by The Bangles

All the little boys and the girls they’re all playing in the stables
When the Lords return (ooooweho)
They look up to those who’re on the horses
The fair maiden, Eowyn, she stands in the gate of Meduseld
When the Lords return (ooooweho)
She sees the children run to their fathers
And she knows that the boys will one day
Ride like a Rohirrim

All the little boys and the girls they’re all playing on the small fields
When the Wizard returns
They take a run and follow his cart
The Hobbit lad, Frodo, he takes a seat next to the Wizard
Of course he has to smile
When the children see the fireworks
And he knows they all will one day
Live like the Hobbits do

All the little boys and the girls they’re all playing outside on the streets
When the ranger returns
They jump up and down calling his name
The brave ranger, Faramir, he rides up to Gondor’s Great Hall
When the ranger returns
He brings news about a great battle
The brave captain, Boromir, he’s running down to the streets below
The ranger returned
The captain embraces his brother
They take the horse to the stables and the children follow them
They love their lords
Faramir looks over his shoulder
He smiles he knows the boys will one

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