One Ring to Rule them all,
In Mordor where the shadows lie.
Middle Earth was under an attack.
And I though me and Sam Gamgee
Could get all the way to Bree,
‘Cause I thought we would soon be comin’ back.
Mordor’s response didn’t thrill us.
They sent out Wraiths to kill us.
We escaped those Black Riders,
And meet a Ranger named Strider.
We went out into the wood,
And went without breakfast as long as we could.
We all wound up on Weathertop.
That’s when I got stabbed.

Oh my, my this here Ringbearer Guy.
Maybe cursed or something worse,
but now he’s just a small fry.
He left his home with three other guys
Sayin'”Sam, I gotta do this alone.”
“Sam, I gotta do this alone.”

Now we finally got to Rivendell,
That Elf place where we had that council
To see who the Ringbearer would be.
And Gandalf got there and told the tale
Of how Saruman was no longer well
And we’d have to destroy the One Ring
Oh the Council got in a fight, of course
Could it had gotten much worse?
I got jittery
But I said I’d bear the Ring.
And Elrond sensed in me much fear
But Gandalf said,”Now, listen here:
Just stick it in your pointy ear!
He still will bear this Ring”.

Then me and Gandalf and seven other guys
decided to climb a big mountain side,
But Saruman made a big snowstorm.
So we went through the minds of Moria,
And got attacked with a big Troll wih a club
But alot of Orcs are dead now.
And the Wizard I admired most
Meet up with a Balrog, and now he’s toast.
Well I wish he didn’t have to boast
I guess I’ll bear this ring…

(Chorus)