By arwenelentari
Parody of "Ring of Fire" by Johnny Cash

***Frodo starts singing while he’s near the Cracks of Doom. Sam looks at him like he’s crazy***

This Ring is an evil thing,
And it gives me evil dreams.
Gandalf told me to destroy it,
But now I can hardly bear it.

Chorus:(2x)
I keep dreamin’ ’bout this burning Ring of Fire!
I see His Eye, as the Ring gets hotter.
Yes, Precious it burns! The Ring of Fire! The Ring of Fire!

Gollum led me to Mt.Doom,
But I won’t let those fires consume!
This Ring is precious to me!
It won’t go down that ravine!

Chorus: (2x)

Yes, Precious it burns! The Ring of Fire! The Ring of Fire!

**He collapses as Sam wonders where all that energy came from…***

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