By GaladrielAltariel
Parody of "All Star" by Smash Mouth

Gandalf once told me Middle Earth is doomed
And I’m the shortest guy in the Shire
He was lookin’ kind of grey with that hat and his old staff
Wantin’ me to take the Ring to Mount Doom

Well, the Orcs keep comin’ and they won’t stop comin’
Go through the Dead Marshes and we hit the ground runnin’
Does it make sense to make Aragorn King someday?
We’ll invite him along but I don’t think he’ll stay.
So much to do, so much to see
So what’s wrong with takin’ the Stairway?
You’ll never make it if you don’t go
You’ll never know if you don’t go

Hey now! You’re the Ringbearer
take the Ring to
Mordor
Hey now! You got 8 friends
that are on your
Side
Mithril is not gold.
Only you can break the mold.

Well, it’s a cool place, and they say it gets colder
You’re bundled up now, wait until you get to Rohan
But the Steward of Gondor begs to differ
Judging by the way he’s covered in flames.
The mountains we climb, they’re gettin’ pretty high
Lets go through Moria
I hope we don’t die
My world’s full of RingWraiths
How ’bout yours?
I don’t think I like it
but I never get bored

Hey now! You’re the Ringbearer
take the Ring to
Mordor
Hey now! You got 8 friends
that are on your
Side
Mithril is not gold.
Only you can break the mold.

Boromir once asked, “Could you please spare the Ring? I wanna use it for the good of Gondor.”
I said, “No, sorry. This Ring is evil and I’m keepin’ it with me. You know that nothing good could come out of it.”

Well, the Orcs keep comin’ and they won’t stop comin’
Go through the Dead Marshes and we hit the ground runnin’
Does it make sense to make Aragorn King someday?
We’ll invite him along but I don’t think he’ll stay.
So much to do, so much to see
So what’s wrong with takin’ the Stairway?
You’ll never make it if you don’t go
You’ll never know if you don’t go

Hey now! You’re the Ringbearer
take the Ring to
Mordor
Hey now! You got 8 friends
that are on your
Side
Mithril is not gold.
Only you can break the mold.

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