By LadyArwenOfRivendell
Parody of "Mambo No. 5" by Lou Bega

Hobbits and gentlemen
This is Ringwraith no.

One, two, three, four, five
Everybody’s on the chase, so come on
Let’s ride to the Buckleberry Ferry around the corner
The orcs say they want some man flesh
But I really don’t wanna

Sprintin bust like I had last week
I must stay deep
Because talk is cheap
I like Arwen, Eowyn, Pippin and Merry
And as I continue you know
They are getting sweeter

A little bit of Arwen in my life
A little bit of Eomer by my side
A little bit of Frodo is all I need
A little bit of Sam is what I see
A little bit of Pippin in the sun
A little bit of Merry all night long
A little bit of Eowyn here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

Ringwraith no. 5

Jump up and down go and move it all around
Shake your head to the sound
Put your hand on the ground
Take one step left
And one step right
One to the front and one to the side
Clap your hands once
And clap your hands twice
And if it looks like this
Then you are doing it right

A little bit of Arwen in my life
A little bit of Eomer by my side
A little bit of Frodo is all I need
A little bit of Sam is what I see
A little bit of Pippin in the sun
A little bit of Merry all night long
A little bit of Eowyn here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

Trumpet
The trumpet
Ringwraith no. 5

A little bit of Arwen in my life
A little bit of Eomer by my side
A little bit of Frodo is all I need
A little bit of Sam is what I see
A little bit of Pippin in the sun
A little bit of Merry all night long
A little bit of Eowyn here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

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