By Prince_Peregrin
Parody of "Uptown Girl" by Westlife

She’s been living in her horse bred world
I bet she’s never had a decent guy
I bet that Wormtongue never told her why

I’m gonna try for a Rohan girl
She’s been living in her horse bred world
As long as anyone with hot blood can
And now she’s looking for a Gondor man
That’s what I am

And when she knows
What she wants from her time
And when she’s healed up
And finds her sound mind

She’ll see life’s not so tough
Just because
I’m in love with a Rohan girl
You know I’ve seen her in her horse bred world
She’d gotten tired of just staying home
And being stalked by a filthy worm
She has a choice

Rohan girl
You know right now she’s as cold as ice
But maybe when she gets over the king
She’ll understand what kind of guy I’ve been
And then I’ll win

And when she’s fighting
She’s looking so fine
And when she’s talking
She’ll say that she’s mine

She’ll see life’s not so tough
Just because
I’m in love
With a Rohan girl
She’s been living in her horse bred world
As long as anyone with hot blood can
And now she’s looking for a Gondor man
That’s what I am

Rohan Girl
She’s my Rohan girl
You know I’m in love
With a Rohan girl

My Rohan girl
You know I’m in love
with a Rohan girl
My Rohan girl
You know I’m in love
with a Rohan girl
My Rohan girl

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