Sung by Frodo
Vs. 1
All the guys in Hobbiton talking
Who they gonna dance with at Rosie Cotton’s?
I don’t like a girl so I kept on walking
Thinking about the Ring and Gandalf’s coming

Chorus
Rosie Cotton’s Dance
And my chicken stance
There’s nothing better
Oh oh oh
Girls flirt with guys
Bilbo’s a surprise
There’s nothing better
Baby, who needs a sweater?

Vs. 2
Sittin’ in the back of the party nappin’
Bilbo gave a speech, then bowed to the clappin’
He thought it a funny joke when people began balking
When he put on the Ring and began walking.

Chorus
Rosie Cotton’s Dance
And my chicken stance
There’s nothing better
Oh oh oh
Girls flirt with guys
Bilbo’s a surprise
There’s nothing better
Baby, who needs a sweater?

Vs. 3
Talkin’ to Gandalf about Bilbo’s Ring
He threw it in the fire and I almost screamed
He took it out and I only saw its sheen
Then was writing like little curly strings
Since I’m smart and rather cunning
I started to ask him what this means
Only to get stopped a look so stunning (only to get stopped by a look so stunning)
He said, “This Ring
Is the One
Andy you needa destroy it
Before Sauron comes.”

Spoken
But then I remembered…

Chorus
Rosie Cotton’s Dance
And my chicken stance
There’s nothing better
Oh oh oh
Girls flirt with guys
Bilbo’s a surprise
There’s nothing better
Baby, who needs a sweater?