By jelennuie
Parody of "Eating Goober Peas" by Traditional and anonymous

Sitting by the roadside on a questing day
Chatting with my fellowship, passing time away
Lurking in the shadows, hiding in the trees
Goodness how delicious eating Lembas bread!

{Refrain}
Lem-bas, lem-bas, eating Lembas bread!
Goodness how delicious eating Lembas bread!
Lem-bas, lem-bas, eating Lembas bread!
Goodness how delicious, eating Lembas bread!

When a Nazgûl passes, we all make a rush
Put out the fire and hide beneath a bush
But another custom, enchanting-er than these
Wearing out your hairy feet, eating lembas bread

{Refrain}
Lem-bas, lem-bas, eating Lembas bread!
Goodness how delicious eating Lembas bread!
Lem-bas, lem-bas, eating Lembas bread!
Goodness how delicious eating Lembas bread!

Ae! I feel for Gandalf, never had the chance
To be here with us while wading through this swamp,
Never had the chance to freeze his magic staff.
Would a wizard thrive while eating Lembas bread?

{Refrain}
Lem-bas, lem-bas, eating Lembas bread!
Goodness how delicious eating Lembas bread!
Lem-bas, lem-bas, eating Lembas bread!
Goodness how delicious eating Lembas bread!

Aragorn and Legolas, wonder where they are?
Pip and Merry, too and where has Gimli gone?
Hope they’re well and that they’ve found something to eat
Tasty and delicious just like Lembas bread!

Refrain}
Lem-bas, lem-bas, eating Lembas bread!
Goodness how delicious eating Lembas bread!
Lem-bas, lem-bas, eating Lembas bread!
Goodness how delicious eating Lembas bread!

Still I can’t complain, wouldn’t help us if I did
Though that Gollum stinks and Frodo’s flipped his lid
Least we’ll never starve as long as we have some
Finger lickin’ good and tasty Lembas bread!

{Refrain}
Lem-bas, lem-bas, eating Lembas bread!
Goodness how delicious eating Lembas bread!
Lem-bas, lem-bas, eating Lembas bread!
Goodness how delicious eating Lembas bread!

Just a few days more ‘fore into Mordor we go
We have only thing to ponder on our way
As we sit we can only ask it of ourselves,
Why we didn’t run like hell on that Council day?

{Refrain}
Lem-bas, lem-bas, eating Lembas bread!
Goodness how delicious eating Lembas bread!
Lem-bas, lem-bas, eating Lembas bread!
Goodness how delicious eating Lembas bread!

I think that my song has lasted long enough
Subject’s interesting but rhymes are getting rough
I wish this quest was o’er and we were home again
Goodness then we’ll ne’er have this stinking bread again!

{Refrain}
Lem-bas, lem-bas, eating Lembas bread!
Goodness how delicious eating Lembas bread!
Lem-bas, lem-bas, eating Lembas bread!
Goodness then we’ll ne’er have this stinking bread again!

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