Sauron baby, throw an orc overboard, for me
I’ve been an awful good hobbit
Sauron baby, and hurry down through Mordor tonight

Sauron baby, an out-of-Middle Earth Rohirrim too, light brown
I’ll wait up for you dear
Sauron baby, and hurry down through Mordor tonight

Think of all the fun I’ve missed
Think of all the Uruks that I haven’t kissed
In the Fourth Age I could be oh so good
If you’d check off my Yuletide list
Boo doo bee doo

Sauron honey, I wanna cake and really that’s
Not a lot
I’ve been a goddess all year
Sauron baby, and hurry down through Mordor tonight

Sauron cutie, there’s one thing that I really do need, the Ring
And to escape from Mount Doom
Sauron cutie, and hurry down through Mordor tonight

Sauron baby, I’m filling my sack with a couple o’ connies, so sweet
Sign your ‘EYE’ on the line
Sauron baby, and hurry down through Mordor tonight

Come and trim my pony’s mane
With some decorations bought at The Green Dragon
I really do believe in you
Let’s see if you believe in me
Boo doo bee doo

Sauron baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a RING
I don’t mean a One
Sauron baby, and hurry down through Mordor tonight

Hurry down through Mordor tonight
Hurry down through Mordor tonight