By minyaoreiel
Parody of "Chitty Bang Bang" by Unknown

Shelob! Clang, clang! Shelob, Shelob, clang! Clang!
Shelob! Clang, clang! Shelob, Shelob, clang! Clang!

Oh! My! Shelob’s trying to get me, Shelob’s trying to bite me
Smeagol, help!
And my, faithful Samwise Gamgee, faithful Samwise Gamgee’s sent away!
Help me!
Shelob’s trying to eat me, Shelob’s trying to sting me
Where is Sam?!
Clang, clang, Sting is trying to help me, but that smelly Shelob has got me!

Clang, Clang, Shelob, Shelob, Clang Clang!
The Light of Earendil!
Clang, Clang, Shelob, Shelob, Clang, Clang!
I’m wrapped in weeeeeeebs

Shelob! Clang, clang! Shelob, Shelob, clang! Clang!
Shelob! Clang, clang WAHH!

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