By Gwenniel
Parody of "Silent Night" by Unknown

*This is the song Sméagol sings when he´s falling into the crack of Doom*

Shiny ring,
Beautiful ring.
All is Fine
The ring is mine!
I finally managed to get it back
The Baggins never thought that
I´d bite off his finger,
I´d bite off his ring!

Is Baggins now dead?
Or Sam in his stead?
But I don´t care,
Cos precious is here
Never again will I part from it.
Never will Fat One- the stupid git
Come and ruin my plans,
Come and riun my plans!

What is this?
Fiery bliss?
Fire Below
Here we go.
Falling down into Crack of Doom
I know my time will end real soon,
But I got my precious with me.
Least my Ring is with me!

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