By BingoTook
Parody of "Sister Christian" by Night Ranger

Sister Arwen
Oh, the time has come,
And you know that you’re the only one
To say
“Okay”.
Where you going?
Off to Valinor.
You know, that boy,
He won’t be seen no more
By you,
It’s true.

You’re sailing off.
Elves are taking flight,
But you’ll leave mister right.
Or stay, in spite, tonight.

Babe, you know
Elves they don’t age too fast.
And Daddy’s worrying
Regret, at last,
Will stay.
Sister Arwen
There’s still much back here.
Don’t you give it up
While there’s still hope for you.
It’s true.
It’s true, yeah.

You’re sailing off.
Elves are taking flight,
But you’ll leave mister right.
Or stay, in spite, tonight.

You’re sailing off.
Elves are taking flight,
But you’ll leave mister right.
Or stay, in spite, tonight.

Sister Arwen
Oh, the time has come,
And you know that you’re the only one
To say
“Okay”.

But you’re sailing off.
Yeah, sailing off.

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