*Sam and Frodo have just captured Gollum, who is very sad. Frodo asks him what’s wrong, so Gollum begins to sing*

Oh, oh my Ring
Oh my Precious
We wish you were with usss
But that Baggins took you

And Baggins is
A thief
A nasty sneaky thief
Does you hear us?

We wants our Ring
We wants our Ring
We wants our Ring
Please give it back to us

Sméagol’s very sad
Have pity, have pity
We just wants our Ring, have pity

Sméagol’s very sad
Give it to me, give it to me
I just wants it back
Give it to me

Oh, oh my Ring
Oh my Precious
We wish you were with usss
But that Baggins took you

And Baggins is
A thief
A nasty sneaky thief
Does you hear us?

We wants our Ring
We wants our Ring
We wants our Ring
Please give it back to us (it to us)
Please give it back to us

We wants our Ring (10x)

*Gollum finishes his song and looks hopefully up at Frodo, who decides to ignore him*