By DaisyBracegirdle
Parody of "Irene" by TobyMac

(Sung by Sam)

Chorus: Hush little Frodo, don’t you cry
I am gonna sing you a lullaby
Everything’s gonna be alright
The Ring’s gonna be destroyed *tonight*
(Repeat)

Last night you had to go to the land of Mordor
And today you’re on the road, I’m so sorry, Frodo
Bag End you had to sell to get rid of the Ring
Doesn’t seem to be any hard at all
But you have to climb, or you’ll hit rock bottom
The power of the Ring keeps you downtrodden
Nephew of Bilbo, I heard you cry
Just stay by my side and please beware of Nazgul
They ride on all shapes and sizes
Chase you, stab you with their poisons
Don’t waste your clothes, they’ll be taken away tomorrow
But you’ve got a reason to keep going
Keep your head up, don’t you ever let up
This Nazgul will pass you’ll be ready for the next one

(I say) Hey little hobbit with the pressure of the Ring on your shoulders
Don’t say that it’s over
I heard your shrieks- run from those freaks
And don’t you fear, ’cause I’ll be there.
(Repeat)

(Chorus)

Frodo, I carried you when you was too weak to walk
I took to you when you gave yourself to Gollum
Faithful and true, that’s what I’ll always be to you
Believe in you, believe in me and these orcs will be dead
You have dreams and aspirations
I knew you before we left, our friendship is solid
I will build you a new hole, restore your mushrooms
You’ll be here for many challenges
The orcs are on their way, better sharpen your Sting
Count the lembas, take up the Ring and wear it every day
Stay by me and I will keep you from Gollum
Blessed am I to have a friend like you

(I say) hey little hobbit with the pressure of the ring on your shoulders
Don’t say that it’s over
I heard your shrieks- run from those freaks
And don’t you fear, ’cause I’ll be there
(Repeat)

(Chorus)

Everything’s gonna be alright
(x3)
Be alright
(x2)

Frodo: Sam, I am stronger, I say
Sam, I am stronger, I say
Sam, I am stronger than when I first was stabbed
(Repeat)

I say, hey little hobbit with the pressure of the Ring on your shoulders
Don’t say that it’s over
(Repeat)
I heard you shrieks- run from those freaks
And don’t you fear, ’cause I’ll be there

(Chorus)

The Ring’s gonna be destroyed tonight
The Ring’s gonna be destroyed

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