*Elrond is watching Aragorn and Arwen kiss on the bridge from his room. He starts walking over there, singing*

Elrond: My tears are falling, coz you’re taking her away
And though it really hacks me off, there’s something that I’ve gotta say…..

Take good care of my Arwen
Now don’t you ever make her blue
Coz if you do that ever
You’ll be running from me forever
Because I’ll be trying to kill you!

*He is approaching the bridge, where they are kissing, still*
Elrond: Take good care of my Arwen
Don’t knock her up and leave her alone
Coz I know everything and
Using only my left hand
I’ll smash up your head and your throne…

*Hiding in a bush now. He doesn’t realise that they can hear him*

Elrond: Once upon a time, that little elf, was mine
If I’d taught her true, I know she’d never fancy you!

*Arwen and Aragorn are approaching the bush. Elrond still doesn’t notice*

Elrond: So, take good care of my Arwen
And don’t you ever let her green dress tear!
Because that dress is brand new
And I’ve got some advice for you
Why don’t you even wash your hair!

*Aragorn pulls the bushes apart. Elrond jumps up and looks at him nervously. Aragorn bursts into song*

Aragorn: I’ll take good care of your Arwen
Although, technically, she is mine.
Why don’t you go to Valinor?
I can take your complaints no more
I can’t stand to hear you whine.

Elrond: Take good care of MY Arwen
Aragorn: I take good care of MY Arwen
Arwen: *annoyed* I am my own Arwen!! *storms off*

*Aragorn and Elrond glare at each other for a while, then shuffle after Arwen*