By Lotr~Spidey
Parody of "Spiderman Theme" by Paul Francis Webster and Robert Harris

Aragorn, Aragorn,
He’s the king of Gondor, Aragorn.
He’s known as Strider by many,
For instance, the men of Bree.
Lookout! Here comes Strider.

Longshanks is another name.
I mention it even though its lame.
Eomer called him Wingfoot.
That name rhymes with entmoot.
Hey man, there goes Wingfoot!

He has many names,
This king of Gondor.
If you’ll listen,
I’ll give you some more.

Elessar, Elessar,
My favorite one is Elessar.
Elrond named him Estel.
He also brought him Anduril.
This man has a lot of names.
The list’s as long as the Thames.
He is Aragorn!

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