By shieldmaidenofmithrilhall
Parody of "The Ballad of John and Yoko" by The Beatles

Standin’ out in front of Bag End
Trying to decide when to leave
Frodo grasped the Ring
And Sam started to sing
A song for traveling

Two Hobbits left their homeland
To destroy the powerful Ring
The way that I know is
Frodo wrote down the whole thing

Meriadoc and Pippin went with them
In Bree they met the Lord Aragorn
They wandered for miles
Didn’t travel in style
On Weathertop Frodo’s skin did get torn

Two Hobbits left their homeland
To destroy the powerful Ring
The way that I know is
Frodo wrote down the whole thing

From there they marched on to Imladris
Forming the famous Fellowship
There were nine that left
But Frodo still kept
Merry, Sam, and infamous Pip

Two Hobbits left their homeland
To destroy the powerful Ring
They way that I know is
Frodo wrote down the whole thing

They wandered through the Emyn Muil
With the creature Gollum as their only guide
Shelob attacked but Galadriel backed
And Frodo survived the spider’s posion – yeah!

Finally they got to the mountain
Frodo was about to cast in the Ring
Then he put it on,
but his finder was gone
Gollum had bit off the whole thing

Two hobbits left their homeland
To destroy the powerful Ring
They way that I know is
Frodo wrote down the whole thing

Gollum then fell into the fire
And Frodo and Sam’s task was done.
They were honored by men,
Then by elves once again
It seems our heroes truly had won

Two hobbits left their homeland
To destroy the powerful Ring
The way that I know is
Frodo wrote down the whole thing

The way that I know is
Frodo wrote down the whole thing

The way that I know is
Frodo wrote down the whole thing.

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