By _Gollum_Luver_
Parody of "Battle Hymn of the Republic" by Julia Ward Howe

O mine eye has seen the glory of the coming of the ring
It is carried by a hobbit with a glowing sword named Sting
He is going up to Mt. Doom with that creepy Gollum thing
Frodo is marching on

Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Of the ring I am the ruler!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Frodo is marching on

There’s that stupid human army that will never call retreat
They are shooting, they are shouting, and my orcs are stamping feet
And at Pelennor they killed us with that stupid dead-boat fleet
And Frodo is still marching on

Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Of the ring I am the ruler!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Frodo is marching on

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