By Hothien
Parody of "The Ants Go Marching" by Unknown

The Ents go marching one by one, Baroom! Baroom!
The Ents go marching one by one, Barrom! Baroom!
The ents go marching one by one, their really mad, ’cause Saruman’s dumb!
And they all went marching down
To Isengaurd
To kill
all the orcs!

Hoom, Hoom, Hoom…

The Ents went marching two by two, Baroom! Baroom!
The Ents went marching two by two, Baroom! Baroom!
The Ents went marching two by two, their really fast, they have something to do!
And they all went marching down
To Isengaurd
To kill
All the orcs!

Hoom, Hoom, Hoom…

The Ents went marching three by three, Baroom! Baroom!
The Ents went marching three by three, Baroom! Baroom!
The Ents went marching three by three, the little one stopped to break the dam free!
And they all went marching down
To Isengaurd
To kill
All the orcs!

Hoom, Hoom, Hoom!

The Ents went marching four by four, Baroom! Baroom!
The Ents went marching four by four, Baroom! Baroom!
The Ents went marching four by four, the little one stopped to kick down the door!
And they all went marching down
To Isengaurd
To kill
All the orcs!

Hoom, Hoom, Hoom…

The Ents went marching five by five, Baroom! Baroom!
The Ents went marching five by five, Baroom! Baroom!
The Ents went marching five by five, the little one stopped to take a dive!
And they all went marching down
To Isengaurd
To kill
All the orcs!

Hoom, Hoom, Hoom…

The Ents went marching six by six, Baroom! Baroom!
The Ents went marching six by six, Baroom! Baroom!
The Ents went marching six by six, they did not do it just for kicks!
And they all went marching down
To Isengaurd
To kill
All the orcs!

Hoom, Hoom, Hoom…

The Ents go marching seven by seven, Baroom! Baroom!
The Ents go marching seven by seven, Baroom! Baroom!
The Ents go marching seven by seven, oh man those orcs aren’t going to heaven!
They all went marching down
To Isengaurd
To kill
All the orcs!

Hoom, Hoom, Hoom…

The Ents went marching eight by eight, Baroom! Baroom!
The Ents went marching eight by eight, Baroom! Baroom!
The Ents went marching eight by eight, one was late, he forgot the date!
And they all went marching down
To Isengaurd
To kill
All the orcs!

Hoom, Hoom, Hoom…

The Ents went marching nine by nine, Baroom! Baroom!
The Ents went marching nine by nine, Baroom! Baroom!
The Ents went marching nine by nine, some were birch and some were pine!
And they all went marching down
To Isengaurd
To kill
All the orcs!

Hoom, Hoom, Hoom…

The Ents go marching ten by ten, Baroom! Baroom!
The Ents go marching ten by ten, Baroom! Baroom!
The Ents go marching ten by ten, they hope they’ll see their Entwives again!
And they all went marching down
To Isengaurd
To kill
All the orcs!

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