The Hobbits were kung-fu fighting
Those Elves were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

They were funky folk from funky lands
They were chopping orcs up and chopping them down
It’s an ancient elven art and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip

The Hobbits were kung-fu fighting
Those Elves were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

There was funky Frodo and little Sammy Gamgee
He said here comes the big boss Sauron, lets get it on
We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand
The sudden motion made me skip now we’re into a brand new trip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those elves were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they did it with expert timing

(repeat)..make sure you have expert timing
Kung-fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning