By Twinkle
Parody of "The Last Goodbye" by Atomic Kitten

Frodo singing, after he’s gone to the Grey Havens:

Ain’t no Nazgul, on the road to night, all the hobbits are sleeping tight.
Ain’t no Sauron gonna find me hear, he’s disapeared.
And the truth is that i’ll never know if the isen flows.

We aimed high, shot low (aim high, shot low, baby)

Chorus: Ain’t no sam with me hear tonight, ain’t no orcs to give me a fright. Cos i couldn’t seem to find a way for the ring to stay. If i had another ring to give i would have another age to live. But your never gonna see me cry the last goodbye.

Is there fighting where you are tonight, is mordor tower shining bright. Is there a place for me to stay to get away.
And the days are really long, and i’m really missing aragorn.
And the truth is that i’ll never know if the isen flows.

We aimed high, shot low (aim high, shot low baby)

Repeat Chorus

If i could do it over, i’d do it all again.
And if i had one more ring, i wouldn’t change a thing.

We aimed high, shot low (aimed high, shot low baby)

Repeat Chorus

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