By princess_elf
Parody of "One Tin Soldier Rides Away" by Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies

Scene: Frodo is telling some young Hobbits in the Shire about the fellowship and most of all the ranger that saved his life.

Listen Hobbits, to a story , that I have a big part in. About a fellowship, formed by a council, and was called the Fellowship of the Ring.
On the hand that was mine, was a ring that could destroy, all of middle earth and its people unless it was destroyed.

There was three other hobbits, an elf, and a dwarf, 2 humans they were all sworn to protect me. But But one of the humans died and one survived. A mighty ranger soon to be king. The one human that rides away.

Soon the fellowship broke up. Two of the hobbits were captured. Me and Sam went out on our own. Going to destroy the ring. The others stayed together and went to redeem the captured. And to give me and Sam a fair chance to destroy the ring

They went through valleys, cried with anger, mounted their horses, drew their swords, and they killed so many orcs. And they made friends on the way. Now they fight, with elves and men, at Helms Deep, dark and cold. Beat the bad guys. When they were spoked to, Peace to middle earth was all they said.

There was three other hobbits, an elf, and a dwarf, 2 humans they were all sworn to protect me. But But one of the humans died and one survived. A mighty ranger soon to be king. The one human that rides away.

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