My name is Peregrin Took
I am funny if you’ll take a look
My home is in Westfarthing
Second and Third cousin is Frodo Baggins

I am Peregrin, I am Peregrin
Merry Brandybuck is my best friend

(Frodo) He is Peregrin, he just has to make a scene
He’ll follow me to Mordor or ’til the end

(Merry) Peregrin; make me scream

(Pippin) My name is Peregrin

(Gimli) I am the Dwarf who goes to Lorien
Beard so thick; and small is my brain

(Samwise) I am the Sam who likes to Cook
Fat is my stomach yes Peregrin Took

(Pippin) I am Peregrin, I am Peregrin

(Fellowship) Peregrin! Peregrin! Peregrin! Peregrin!
That Hobbit we call Pip
Everyone hail to the Pippin song

(Gandalf) Fool of a Took! Don’t we love him now?
Everyone’s waiting for his next dumb thing

(Hobbits) Round that corner now
Orcs will hunt us down
Hide behind the wizard and hear us…

(Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli) Scream! He is Peregrin
brown and white… and Hobbit green

(Pippin) I’m so cute

(Legolas) But I’m just fine!
If I’ve said it once; I said it twice.
Compared to me he’s Heidi Flice
But I guess for a Hobbit you’re pretty nice.

(Aragorn) He’s Peregrin Took! Peregrin Took!

(Gimli)He’s the Hobbit Peregrin

(Meriadoc) I am the Hobbit who’s Pippin’s best friend
If he makes fun of me, his back I’ll bend!

(Boromir) I am the man when you call “Boromir”
Pippin kicked my shin and got my ass in gear

(Aragorn) I am the ranger who travels in the moon at night
want to marry Arwen but scared in fright.

(Peregrin) I am Peregrin, I am Peregrin

(Fellowship) Peregrin! Peregrin! Peregrin Peregrin

(Gollum) Peregrin Peregrin

(Frodo and Samwise) Our friend’s name is Peregrin
Life’s no fun with Burden or care

(Pippin) That’s my job to be serene
And check out all of my smooth hair

(Gandalf) Peregrin! Don’t you love him now?
Everybody’s waiting for his next dumb thing

(Gimli) Peregrin Took might call you a damned snook
He’ll hide like a Hobbit
underneath a bush!

(Fellowship) He is Peregrin
Everybody scream

(Meriadoc) Would you please make way for a very special guy?

(Fellowship) Hobbit Took is youngest of the Fellowship
Everyone hail to Pippin now

He is Peregrin; He is Peregrin
Peregrin Peregrin Peregrin

(Gimli *in opera voice*) PEREGRIN!

(Hobbits) This Hobbit we call Pip
Everyone sing this last part now!

(The entire cast of the LotR trilogy *Including Sauron*) La la-la la la Peregrin Peregrin
La da-da la da Peregrin Peregrin
La dee-da da fa Peregrin Peregrin
La da-da-da da da Whee!!!!!