By ImprobabilityHobbit
Parody of "The statue got me high" by They Might Be Giants

The precious got me high
The precious got me high
The ring that’s forged from Mount Doom made it sure I’d never die
The precious killed my mind
The precious killed my mind
Upon my hand it tortured me until I was two guys

The ring it called to me
(And so I killed all things held close to me)
A ring that spoke few words
(When on your finger all can be heard)

And though I once preferred another hobbit’s company
They died before the precious that completely controls me

The precious got me high
The precious got me high
The truth is written in Black Speech that appears in flame
The precious made me fry
The precious made me fry
I fell into the lava after it was once more mine

The ring it called to me
(And so I killed all things held close to me)
A ring that spoke few words
(When on your finger all can be heard)

And as the screaming Nazgul broke the silence in the air
They circled Mount Doom while the ring fell through the air
And what they saw was just a ring
Falling into the lava after me
And what they saw was just a ring
Falling into the lava after me

And now it is your turn
(Your turn to hear the ring and then your turn to burn)
The ring it calls to you
(You can’t refuse to do the things it tells you to)

And as the screaming Nazgul broke the silence in the air
They circled Mount Doom while the ring fell through the air
And what they saw was just a ring
Falling into the lava after me
And what they see is just a ring
Falling into the lava after you

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