By Celedë_Anthaas
Parody of "The Sweetest Thing" by U2

[i]Sung by Elrond after the Fellowship left Rivendell… [/i]

The Ring was forged in the Orodruin,
Oh, the Ruling Ring.
Déagol found it in the Anduin,
Oh, the Ruling Ring.
Isildur must have lost it there,
’cause these rings are pretty rare,
And now it has to be destroyed.
Oh, the Ruling Ring.

Someone must go,
This someone’s Frodo.
Destroy the Ruling Ring!

He wore it on a chain around his neck,
Oh, the Ruling Ring.
Now there wasn’t any going back,
Oh, the Ruling Ring.
Eight companions set out with him,
they’re the Fellowship of the Ring,
going towards the Dark One’s land.
Oh, the Ruling Ring.

Someone must go,
This someone’s Frodo.
Destroy the Ruling Ring!
Destroy the Ruling Ring!
Destroy the Ruling Ring!
Destroy the Ruling Ring!

Frodo didn’t think of running away,
Oh, the Ruling Ring.
He knew he had to go on and save the day,
Oh, the Ruling Ring.
Eight companions set out with him,
they’re the Fellowship of the Ring
going towards the Dark One’s land.
Oh, the Ruling Ring.
Oh, the Ruling Ring.
Oh, the Ruling Ring.

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