By BladeRaven
Parody of "Pianoman" by Billy Joel

Aragorn was pitiful;
Just a ranger from the north.
Until he met Mithrandir,
Who encouaraged him to go forth!
Now he wields the great sword Anduril,
And he bears the White Tree on his shirt;
If you’re an orc, you had better beware of him,
‘Cause he’ll hammer you into the dirt

Oh, la di da, la di da, la di da, la di da, da dum, dum, dum, dum…

Swing your sword, oh Aragorn;
Swing your sword tonight!
‘Cause we could all sure use a leader now,
And we know that you’ll win the fight!

Frodo’s a wee little hobbit
Who carries a heavy burden.
To destroy it he followed Gollum
into Shelob’s den!
Now he climbs over hills and marshes,
Trying to destroy the One Ring,
But that most likely will have to wait
until the Return of the King!

Oh, la di da, la di da, la di da, la di da, da dum, dum, dum, dum…

Swing your sword, oh Aragorn;
Swing your sword tonight!
‘Cause we could all sure use a leader now,
And we know that you’ll win the fight!

Gandalf’s a wise old Istari
Who’s trying to save Middle-Earth.
He’s preparing the way for the King
Because he sees Aragorn’s worth!
And he’s fought off Balrog demons,
And Nazgul dressed all in black!
He’s wise and he’s cool and he’s powerful;
The fate of Middle-Earth rests on his back!

Oh, la di da, la di da,la di da, la di da, da dum, dum, dum, dum…

Swing your sword, oh Aragorn;
Swing your sword tonight!
‘Cause we could all sure use a leader now,
And we know that you’ll win the fight!

It’s Aragorn’s coronation;
The great Return of the King.
Now there’s reason to celebrate,
Because Frodo destroyed the One Ring!
The Hobbits bow to no one;
Their fame is widely spread.
The Fourth age is filled with happiness
Now that Sauron is dead!

Oh, la di da, la di da,la di da, la di da, da dum, dum, dum, dum…

Swing your sword, oh Aragorn;
Swing your sword tonight!
‘Cause we could all sure use a leader now,
And we know that you’ll win the fight!

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